Schlock Newt T-Shirt White

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SCHLOCK & AWE PRESENTS: THE “ONLY NEWT” TRIBUTE TEE (WHITE EDITION) ✨🎬
Step aside, mere mortals, it’s Newt’s world, and we’re all just extras in his cinematic madness. Introducing the Official Schlock & Awe “Only Newt” Tribute T-Shirt, a glorious celebration of our leading man, movie maestro, and chaos conductor Newt Wallen himself!
🔥 Features:
Crisp white cotton as pure as Newt’s questionable filmmaking morals.
The bold, iconic “Only Newt” logo front and center — because subtlety is for art-house films.
Designed in collaboration with Schlock & Awe Films, this shirt is smoother than a velvet leisure suit and twice as loud.
Perfect for conventions, horror marathons, or quietly judging modern cinema while muttering, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to.”
Whether you’re a lifelong fan or just pretending you’ve seen Amityville Pool Toy Massacre twice, this shirt tells the world you support cinema that bleeds, sweats, and probably violates OSHA rules.
💀 Tagline:
“One man. One vision. One T-shirt. Only Newt.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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SCHLOCK & AWE PRESENTS: THE “ONLY NEWT” TRIBUTE TEE (WHITE EDITION) ✨🎬
Step aside, mere mortals, it’s Newt’s world, and we’re all just extras in his cinematic madness. Introducing the Official Schlock & Awe “Only Newt” Tribute T-Shirt, a glorious celebration of our leading man, movie maestro, and chaos conductor Newt Wallen himself!
🔥 Features:
Crisp white cotton as pure as Newt’s questionable filmmaking morals.
The bold, iconic “Only Newt” logo front and center — because subtlety is for art-house films.
Designed in collaboration with Schlock & Awe Films, this shirt is smoother than a velvet leisure suit and twice as loud.
Perfect for conventions, horror marathons, or quietly judging modern cinema while muttering, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to.”
Whether you’re a lifelong fan or just pretending you’ve seen Amityville Pool Toy Massacre twice, this shirt tells the world you support cinema that bleeds, sweats, and probably violates OSHA rules.
💀 Tagline:
“One man. One vision. One T-shirt. Only Newt.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!