Schlock Hub T-Shirt Black

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😈🎬 SCHLOCK & AWE FILMS — “HUB OF HORROR” LOGO TEE 🎬😈
Who needs premium content when you’ve already got premium trash? Introducing the Schlock & Awe Films Hub-style Logo Tee, a shirt so bold, so wrong, and so gloriously self-aware, it could only come from the twisted minds behind Step-Mummy and Amityville Pool Toy Massacre.
🔥 Features:
Sleek black cotton that feels smoother than a cheap fog machine on set.
The iconic Schlock & Awe logo redesigned in that familiar orange-and-white block style because let’s be honest, this brand’s been corrupting your browser history for years anyway.
Soft, breathable fabric perfect for all-night shoots, horror marathons, or explaining to your grandma why your shirt looks “kinda familiar.”
Printed in premium ink that can survive blood, sweat, and spilled movie theater nacho cheese.
This shirt isn’t just a look, it’s a lifestyle. A wink and a smirk to the fact that Schlock & Awe makes films so raunchy, ridiculous, and irresistible, they might as well be streaming on a “different kind of site.”
💀 Tagline:
“It’s not that kind of hub… but it’s close.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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😈🎬 SCHLOCK & AWE FILMS — “HUB OF HORROR” LOGO TEE 🎬😈
Who needs premium content when you’ve already got premium trash? Introducing the Schlock & Awe Films Hub-style Logo Tee, a shirt so bold, so wrong, and so gloriously self-aware, it could only come from the twisted minds behind Step-Mummy and Amityville Pool Toy Massacre.
🔥 Features:
Sleek black cotton that feels smoother than a cheap fog machine on set.
The iconic Schlock & Awe logo redesigned in that familiar orange-and-white block style because let’s be honest, this brand’s been corrupting your browser history for years anyway.
Soft, breathable fabric perfect for all-night shoots, horror marathons, or explaining to your grandma why your shirt looks “kinda familiar.”
Printed in premium ink that can survive blood, sweat, and spilled movie theater nacho cheese.
This shirt isn’t just a look, it’s a lifestyle. A wink and a smirk to the fact that Schlock & Awe makes films so raunchy, ridiculous, and irresistible, they might as well be streaming on a “different kind of site.”
💀 Tagline:
“It’s not that kind of hub… but it’s close.”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!