APTM Credits of Shame T-Shirt Black

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🏊‍♂️💀 AMITYVILLE POOL TOY MASSACRE — “CREDITS OF SHAME” BLACK TEE! 💀🏊‍♂️
From Schlock & Awe Films proudly made with zero supervision!
Step right up, horror fans, and wear a shirt that immortalizes every poor soul responsible for the aquatic disaster known as Amityville Pool Toy Massacre! This jet-black beauty doesn’t just feature the movie’s blood-soaked logo… oh no, it’s got the full cast and crew credits printed right on it, so everyone can share in the guilt equally.
🎬 Cast & Crew Hall of Shame Includes:
Diana Prince — starring as the only person on set who could act and swim.
Fallon Vendetta — method-acted so hard she refused to get out of the pool for three days.
Mel Helfin — forgot their lines, but made up for it by dying beautifully.
Madilyn Paige — came for the horror, stayed for the free pool snacks.
Justin Daniels — his scream was so real, OSHA filed a report.
Kathy McAllister — thought this was a documentary until day five.
Zoe Angeli — still believes the pool toys were unionized.
Amber Hearne — brought her own blood packs... and then drank one.
Bradleigh Lola — spent half the shoot underwater, mostly by accident.
Newt Wallen — wrote, directed, and probably rented the pool by the hour.
Tony DeBartolis — creature design genius who asked, “What if a pool noodle had teeth?” and then made it real.
Mark Sarno & Jessica Jett — producers who said, “Sure, this’ll work,” and then immediately regretted it.
Melissa Kutteroff — production manager, or as we call her, “The Real Final Girl.”
🔥 Features:
100% cotton, 0% responsibility.
Breathable fabric perfect for sweating through unpaid reshoots.
High-quality print that lasts longer than half the crew’s sanity.
Every credit lovingly preserved so you can point to it and say, “Yep… these people did this.”
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it to remind the world that art doesn’t have to be good, it just has to exist!
💀 Tagline:
“Now you can blame everyone — equally!”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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🏊‍♂️💀 AMITYVILLE POOL TOY MASSACRE — “CREDITS OF SHAME” BLACK TEE! 💀🏊‍♂️
From Schlock & Awe Films proudly made with zero supervision!
Step right up, horror fans, and wear a shirt that immortalizes every poor soul responsible for the aquatic disaster known as Amityville Pool Toy Massacre! This jet-black beauty doesn’t just feature the movie’s blood-soaked logo… oh no, it’s got the full cast and crew credits printed right on it, so everyone can share in the guilt equally.
🎬 Cast & Crew Hall of Shame Includes:
Diana Prince — starring as the only person on set who could act and swim.
Fallon Vendetta — method-acted so hard she refused to get out of the pool for three days.
Mel Helfin — forgot their lines, but made up for it by dying beautifully.
Madilyn Paige — came for the horror, stayed for the free pool snacks.
Justin Daniels — his scream was so real, OSHA filed a report.
Kathy McAllister — thought this was a documentary until day five.
Zoe Angeli — still believes the pool toys were unionized.
Amber Hearne — brought her own blood packs... and then drank one.
Bradleigh Lola — spent half the shoot underwater, mostly by accident.
Newt Wallen — wrote, directed, and probably rented the pool by the hour.
Tony DeBartolis — creature design genius who asked, “What if a pool noodle had teeth?” and then made it real.
Mark Sarno & Jessica Jett — producers who said, “Sure, this’ll work,” and then immediately regretted it.
Melissa Kutteroff — production manager, or as we call her, “The Real Final Girl.”
🔥 Features:
100% cotton, 0% responsibility.
Breathable fabric perfect for sweating through unpaid reshoots.
High-quality print that lasts longer than half the crew’s sanity.
Every credit lovingly preserved so you can point to it and say, “Yep… these people did this.”
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it to remind the world that art doesn’t have to be good, it just has to exist!
💀 Tagline:
“Now you can blame everyone — equally!”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!