When the galaxy’s hottest heroes are in trouble, only one man can save them and he used to star in porn.
Once upon a time, ThunderCock Jones was the king of sleazy 70s cinema. An ex-secret agent turned adult film legend whose biggest weapon wasn’t just classified. But when a cosmic rift unleashes War Face, a bloodthirsty intergalactic warlord and her army of mutant monsters, Thunder’s old spy instincts kick in. Now, with a team of Amazonian warrior women known as The Lazer Babez, he’s blasting off on a mission that’s one part space opera, one part skin flick, and all parts insane.
Armed with attitude, bad one-liners, and the kind of special effects that look like they were made on a lunch break, Thunder must train Earth’s most unlikely heroes, two clueless nerds from a laser tag arena to fight a cosmic evil hell bent on turning the universe into her playground of doom. Between space werewolves, undead nuns, and a villain with more attitude than budget, it’s a wild ride straight through every grindhouse cliché in the book.
From Schlock and Awe Films and the warped mind of Newt Wallen comes a sci-fi spoof that goes where no B-movie has dared to go before.