From the twisted, B-movie brain of Newt Wallen, and Schlock & Awe Films comes the wildest, wettest, most WTF space saga ever committed to DVD or whatever planet you’re on.

When America’s first all-female, all-bikini, all-kung-fu team of scientist-astronaut-supermodels blasts off to rekindle the world’s love for space exploration, they get more than a tan. A cosmic mishap hurls them across the galaxy to a savage world ruled by half-man, half-shark warlords with one goal—turn humanity into chum! Now, stranded on a bone-white planet dripping with danger and bad CGI, these ladies will have to punch, kick, and sass their way through an army of fin-headed freaks to save themselves—and maybe all of Earth.

Meanwhile, back home, the President, a crooked senator, and two underpaid science nerds scramble to find a signal from deep space. What they get instead is a portal to pure, campy chaos. Between laser harpoons, mutant shark babies, and fur bikinis that defy physics, it’s an intergalactic grindhouse odyssey that swims straight past logic and dives headfirst into cult-film legend.

Exploding with satire, skin, and sci-fi splatter, Kung Fu Bikini Shark Planet is a love letter to the drive-in days of pulp, polyester, and pure insanity. It’s Barbarella meets Sharknado with a roundhouse kick of kung fu fury. So grab your towel, lock the airlock, and prepare to get bitten!It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.