NUNS VS. SHARK ALIENS
“Pray Hard. Bite Harder.”

When a top secret Vatican satellite crashes into the Atlantic, it accidentally opens a portal to hell, or something close enough. From the depths of the cosmos rise the Shark Aliens: part predator, part extraterrestrial, all bite. As governments fall and the oceans boil, there’s only one holy order brave (and crazy) enough to fight back… the Sisters of the Sacred Slaughter. Armed with crucifixes, shotguns, and serious attitude, these battle-hardened nuns swap rosaries for rifles in a last-ditch crusade to save humanity.

Led by the fearless Sister Sadie, the Sisterhood takes the fight to the deep, storming alien hives, blessing bullets, and delivering divine retribution one headshot at a time. But as the Shark Aliens evolve and their dark master surfaces, the sisters must face the ultimate temptation: unleashing forbidden Vatican tech known only as The Holy Harpoon.

From the unholy minds at Schlock and Awe Films, NUNS VS. SHARK ALIENS is a grindhouse explosion of faith, fury, and fins packed with practical gore, VHS grit, and heavenly one-liners. Get ready for the ultimate creature feature where sacrifice meets sci-fi… and salvation comes with a smoking gun.