When two bored best friends discover a dusty old book and a Ouija board in their Airbnb, they do what any self-respecting horror movie characters would do, ignore every warning and read it out loud. What follows is a wet and wild nightmare as possessed pool toys come to life, turning a weekend getaway into a bloody, bubble-filled massacre.

Now, as the bodies (and inflatables) pile up, a new group of unsuspecting friends arrives to “party by the pool,” only to find themselves stalked by demonic noodles, killer unicorns, and a mysterious evil bubbling beneath the surface. Add in a grizzled local with a haunted past, a wannabe hero with a badge and a bad attitude, and a cursed book that refuses to stay closed and you’ve got the ultimate splash-zone slaughter.

From the twisted mind of Newt Wallen (Schlock and Awe Films) comes a gleefully gory, over-the-top sendup of ‘80s slasher flicks and cursed-house horror. Amityville Pool Toy Massacre is soaked in blood, boobs, and belly laughs.